Jokes for Jay Leno by News 01: Police Jokes

I decided that Jay Leno get all the help we so I wrote a few words from the messages can be. The joke jokes for the first time in this series for Jay Leno jokes police.

TASER Joke

? Taser, the stun people with the sponsorship of research at the Cleveland Clinic. Pigs are better able to withstand an attack to stun gun when they were injected with cocaine.

Here is a warning to scammers: If the police will submit a stun gun, shoot before you go to work!

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CapitalPolice Joke

Police cordoned off from the Rayburn office building, when someone confuses the pounding sounds of a worker on a lift with gunshot wounds.

After checking the position of Dick Cheney, again the capital of the police office building.

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Holiday Inn Joke

Two men robbed Pennsylvania Holiday Inn. One held the weapon and the other left their checkbook behind the reception desk, your name and address on each PRICES

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Orlando PoliceCaptain

A former Orlando police captain will take place in the Democratic Republic of Congo. And "accused of planning a coup.

The former captain said he was not planning a coup, but was interesting for people who might be Disney World ? TOUR GUIDE.

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The judge says Sex Offender child too short to bring in the slammer

A judge in Nebraska, a convicted sex offender to leave out of trouble, because it only 5 feet 1 inch tall and is to judge by, too short to serve, toTime in prison.

It was not "too short" to molest a 13-year-old girl!

A short message for you sex offenders: MOVE to Nebraska.

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Cocoa Florida police arrested 10-year-old boy

In Cocoa, Florida, a 10-year-old boy rammed a police car after driving a truck to ram a challenge.

The police gave him a ticket for driving without the Cub Scout "AWARD FOR DRIVING".

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Copyright ? 2006 John T. Jones, Ph.D.

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